Touching Melody by RaShelle Workman

Title : Touching Melody

Author : RaShelle Workman

Rating : 3/10

Before starting let me warn you that this might have a few huge spoilers but just read it anyway because the book isn't worth wasting your time on.

Touching melody is supposed to be a touching, sad story about Maddie Martin, a girl with a traumatic past who one day saw her parents' dead bodies in the kitchen. She was taken to live with her nice aunt and uncle, but lost contact with her best friend, Kyle, who's father just happens to be the murderer of her parents.

 Now Maddie didn't bother trying to talk to Kyle for 7 years because "bad men raise bad kids". But the minute she sees him in college, all sensible thoughts fly out the window and all she wants to do is live a happily ever after with him.

I'm not going to talk about any of the other characters (her best friend, Kyle's cousin and uncle, other people) because mainly I have no idea who they are. What are their stories? What happens to them at the end? Who ends up where? None of this is anywhere in the book. Even the introduction of the characters was incomplete. Let me explain.

At one point in the book she sees Kyle's uncle and thinks "he looks familiar where have I seen him before" and then that's it. You don't find out who he is or what he's doing. Like there's absolutely no mention of the man until the end where it's revealed that he's actually the 'murderer' and Kyle's father was just standing there. And that's where it ends. There's no explanation of whether or not they get caught or if they go to jail or get eaten by cannibalistic monkeys. Nothing.

Another character was Maddie's friend, Gina. I thought she would be a big part of the story but ends up she was just a drug addict who I think liked Maddie because of the way she acted around her. But I'll never know.

Probably the main reason I didn't like most of the book was that the plot of the story wasn't realistic enough.
Everything was incomplete. It didn't have a proper ending or beginning. I didn't feel a connection to any of the characters and by the time the book ends I wanted to throw away the book.

And these. These just made me want to bang my head against a brick wall. Things like these shouldn't be out in public in this century. I'm pretty sure everyone knows what ;) means, yet we get this.

“Then he types a semi-colon with a parenthesis—a winking face”
 REALLY? IS THAT WHAT A SEMI-COLON AND A PARENTHESIS IS?

There were so many more like these but I don't want you to suffer reading them.

The authors attempts at humour might have made me smile just a little bit. But only sometimes.



“My phone vibrates. I hate this class. It’s Toxic. She Drives Me Crazy.”

They have a teacher (who turns out to be a secret agent oh wow plot twist!) called   Ms. Spears so this was a little funny.

In all honesty, if you're looking for a book and see Touching Melody, carefully take 10 steps back and run as fast as you can to another place. This isn't worth reading but if you plan on doing it anyway I salute your powerful brave heart to be able to manage this disgrace to books.

--The Lady Of Cheese